No Mass

A Higgs boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.

The priest stops him at the door and says, “I’m sorry, you can’t take part in our service today.”
The Higgs boson says, “What?! You can’t have mass without me!”

[In physics, a Higgs boson is an elementary particle thought to be responsible for giving things mass]

 

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