Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub.
The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.”
Second guy, says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.”
First guy says, “Sure they will, just follow my lead.”
He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “Ok then, come on in.”
He replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman responds, “You have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?”
The second guy stops for a second, and exclaims, “They gave me a chihuahua?!”