CHURCH IN 2020

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluiah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our
tablet, PC, iPad, cellphone, kindle bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13….! And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon…. !

PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with your God. Come on…

PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password Lord909887.

[Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers. Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear
of the church and those who prefer to use iPads allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer telephone banking
are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer their contributions to the church bank
account!]

The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the cellphones , iPads, PCs and laptops
beep and flicker!

[Announcement]

SECRETARY: This week’s cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook
group pages where the usual group chatting takes place and mix-it for Sunday school pupil. Please. don’t miss out. Thursday’s bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t missout. You
can follow Pastor on Twitter this
weekend for counselling
and prayers, don?t forget our
weekly sermon uploads on YouTube .
God bless you and have a
wonderful Sunday.

Posted from WordPress for BlackBerry.

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6 thoughts on “CHURCH IN 2020”

  1. Word! I totally agree with you. It is actually happening, when the preacher says let’s open our Bibles to ….., it is the Ipads and co. people actually turn to.

    1. That’s right Sepia, you got it. Even the so called Pastors or whatever can’t preach God’s word without opting to use or read from their Ipads. Thanks dear for dropping by and I’m glad that you agreed with me on this!

      Sam

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